Wednesday, February 24, 2010

PERCY JACKSON GOES DOWN TO TEH CHUCK!!! REVIEWED!


Percy Jackson.  Olympians.  Lightening.  Thief.  The.  Words that should inspire images of epic clashes and heroic deeds falls a little short in actuality.

Based on the novel by Rick Riordan, the story centers around Percy Jackson (LOGAN LERMAN) and his life as an average male protagonist.  Leaning heavily on the old American adage that anyone can rise up and be a hero, as most films of this kind do, Percy discovers that he is the son of Poseidon.  His best friend Grover (BRANDON T. JACKSON) turns out to be a Satyr who is his personal guardian, wisks him and his mother away to Camp Half Blood, a place of training for children born of humans and Gods when a minotaur captures his mother and delivers her to Hades (STEVE COOGAN).  With now Zeus suspecting Percy as the Lightening Thief and Hades holding his mother hostage in exchange for the bolt, Percy must set out with Grover and Annabeth (ALEXANDRA DADDARIO) to seize the bolt and return it to Zeus before the start of the summer solstice and the end of life on Earth as we know it.
Not really much for spoilers.

I liked the Logan Lerman, Brandon T. Jackson and Alexandra Daddario quite a bit in these roles.  I thought they were interesting and a little engaging as leads so they kept me seated.  There were times I could see the director (CHRIS COLUMBUS) wanting a stronger reaction from the Lerman but, young actors sometimes can't channel those feelings just yet.  When Percy lost his mother, he really didn't fell anything.  I don't know about anyone else but if I was young and watched a giant bull squash my mother...I'm gone.  Could use a little more committment.
Most of the big name actors in the films mostly phoned in their performances.  Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, and Rosario Dawson didn't really have any depth whatosever.  Actually, I really enjoyed Poseidon (KEVIN MCKIDD)  I felt like his performance was truer and made me feel for him and his situation with abandoning his son.

I haven't read the book so I have no source material reference to go on.  What I do know is I felt the film was entertaining and easily accessible for a younger audience.  For us non younger audience types, it's still a little fun, it's just about as thick as a wet piece of paper.

2.5 out of 5 stars but fun to watch.

Chuck

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

TONIGHT...CHUCK VS. PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!!!

I threw it out to the F-Bookers and they decided I needed to get in and watch some "Percy Jackson and the Olympians."


So be it.

Review to follow!

Chuck P.

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Altered by someone with mad photoshop skills.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Dear John...REVIEWED WITH A LITTLE SLICE OF LOVE-PASTA!!!! SPOILERS!!!!


So I went to Dear John.  By myself.  In a room of teary-eyed women lusting for Channing Tatum, I sat.  There was another guy there but I'm pretty sure he was there just to see Amanda Seyfried.  

I wasn't sure how to review this film and have a blast doing it so I've decided to do the film proper justice.  I will write a "Dear John" letter to Dear John.

Dear Dear John,

First off...geee, I don't want to say this the wrong way.  Gosh this is so hard.  I'll start by saying I enjoyed your story a great deal.  I felt you portrayed the difficulty of a soldier trying to have a relationship during a tumultuous time in the United State's history, very well.  Dealing with trying to remain true to someone you love and build a relationship, all the while feeling the need to seek out the people behind the September 11 tragedy, was no easy task.  You handled it pretty well.

I felt like you pulled something out of Channing Tatum.  He wasn't the flat delivery hero from G.I.Joe but rather a strong, troubled man who in the end, was so distraught over losing his father that I believed his tears.  

You shocked me with how you turned Amanda Seyfried's character from one we loved, to despised, to sympthasized with.  No one can take that from you Dear John, that's all you.  

But Dear John, there are somethings that can pull two people apart and I can't live with knowing these things lie between us.  

First off, and I say this with love, you're title kind of killed any surprise to this film what so ever.  Dear John letters are used to break up, as if you didn't know this already, so there was no surprise that we knew where the major twist was going to be...that you were going to hook the two back up at the end of the film.  We know they're going to break up and we know they're going to get back together.  The entire poster image and trailers have marketed this film as a romantic film and ending with a break up is not romantic.  Sorry, it's true.

I'm sorry to say this but...there's someone else.  His name is Tim and he's played by Henry Thomas.  I'm sorry but I know you put him between you and me enjoying this film completely.  Don't lie, I know you did!!  He completely was shoved aside as a character and was only inserted as a means to allow for John (CHANNING TATUM) and Savannah (AMANDA SEYFRIED) to get back together.  The other man who conveniently dies so that the only thing that lies between the two main love interests are each other.

I'm sorry Dear John but it's over.  Our two hours together I will always remember but I hurt in a way only you could hurt me.  You were a better film than I thought but, I have to say good bye.

3 out of 5 stars.
Chuck

P.S.  I never read the book.

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Friday, February 12, 2010

The Lovely Bones...REVIEWED WITH SPECIAL SAUCE!!! SPOILERS!!!

After a couple of WordPress crashes (a world of GRRRR) I've decided to post from the old faithful blogger instead.

After a long wait, The Lovely Bones finally arrived to the Granada in downtown La Grande.  Angels sung out in chorus and devils danced a gig.  All was right with the world and my girlfriend and I took it in immediately.

After having seen it, I realized one thing...I was glad I didn't read the book.

Simmer down now, that doesn't mean that I'm not going to read the book.  Point of fact, I'm actually going to borrow it from my gf just as soon as my schedule opens up so I can see what the source material was like.

RANDOM TANGENT!  Adaptation.  Source material.  I'll get to that at the end, for now, on to the QuikSyn!

QuikSyn:  Susie Salmon is the simple, cheerful, wicked cool-on the verge of her first kiss-type of girl who has a serious zest for life.  She's good natured, loving and trusting to a fault when one day, after a walk home from school...she disappears.  In a time when children disappearing may or may not have been treated with the same seriousness as it is today, a half-hearted search effort by the police turns up no leads.  Meanwhile, beyond the world of the living, Susie finds her self in the in between; a place between heaven and earth where she fights to stay.  Her father, determined to find her, continues his search which leads him to his neighbor George Harvey, an eerie and lonely man who killed Susie and has killed before.  Meanwhile, Susie's sister Lindsey, takes up the reigns of her fathers investigation to find the proof of who Mr. Harvey really is and what happened to Susie Salmon.

Generally, this film kept me rooted in my seat the whole time.  I never found myself checking the time or wondering if the concessions were still open.  I actually, very much, enjoyed being at the film.

I felt like the visuals were stunning, not breaking down barriers but beautiful in both their lightness and their dark. There were moments that stayed with you, like Susie's realization as she walked through time, seeing her killer bathe in the tub...almost relaxing after a hard day's work.  Bathed in white light, with only splashes of red to disrupt the serenity of what you start off thinking is a safe place to be in.

I enjoyed the story and really connected with the Susie Salmon (SAOIRSE RONAN).  There were times I could feel myself pulling at the fabric of space/time to help her return to her family.  Saoirse Ronana does an excellent job of playing, well, a young teen but she isn't without her merits.  It's not that she played a teen but brought a real character to life.  If you look at her impressive body of work thus far, City of Ember & Atonement, you realize that the girl has some skill and will hopefully become one of the new leading women in the film industry.

Mark Wahlberg redeems himself as an actor, a little bit, in his performance as Jack Salmon.  It is probably one of his better performances since I Heart Huckabees...but not better than that.  He still seems to make weird choices that take you out of his performances but when he's rooted in the pain of losing his daughter and the return of his wife, he's believable, I'll say that.

The Happpening....shudder Mark Wahlberg.  Shudder.

Okay, now...what failed.

I really enjoyed the moment where Susie steals the body of Ruth (CAROLYN DANDO) but it left me kind of confused.  If she had this ability, why not use it earlier to say, I don't know, expose her killer?  Big plot hole here that took a leap of faith to follow and only my enjoyment of Saoirse's performance kept me from uttering a very vocal "HUH?!"

Tucci's performance, although quite good, had my creep radar going off the moment he stepped on screen.  There is no amount of money, promises of candy, a fun playhouse or anything that would have convinced me that walking off with him was a good idea.  The creep went a little far and is better suited when we're alone with him.  We're getting to see him behind closed doors and that's when he should feel creepy.   I just felt like we should want to understand why Susie could have made a mistake and walked off with him and I just didn't feel that way.  Sorry Peter.

Okay, about what I said earlier.  Set the scene:  I didn't read the book.  Done.

I've mentioned it in other reviews on my feelings about comparing books with their adapted film counterpart and I'll say it again.  Best advice, don't do it.  My logic is pretty simply formulated:  Books and films deliver their similar messages in completely different ways.  I admire the cries of the diehard fan or "fanboy" or "fanboyette" as I refer to them.  You know the type, if everything is not as it is in the book or not how they envisioned in their heads, it's a travesty and the world has failed them.  There seems to be a difficulty in these individuals to separate reality from fiction.  To separate from the idea that a book can be completely adapted to the screen, word for word.  It can't.  Books have the luxury of time that movies can not afford.  I don't think anyone would sit and watch a seven hour movie about The Lovely Bones.

Again, I have not read the book but this film is directed by one of those directors who believes in being as faithful to the source material as possible.  I could be wrong, but not likely.

Overall, I really enjoyed the film and would highly recommend you catch it when you can.  It's worth the watch.  I was sad to see it go after barely a week but Alvin & the Crapmunks were here for a month. RAGE!  (No, I didn't see the Crapmunks, but when Jason Lee won't return for the sequel?  Really?)

4 out of 5 Stars.

Next up, I have a big surprise screener from a local Director!  EXCITEMENT!  After that look for either Dear John, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, or Valentine's Day!

Fish and Chips,
Chuck

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